h0wtohideyourfeelings:

nocaresnoregrets:

"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"

How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT


god-yes-sherlock:

a-creepy-wholockian:

shisno:

daughter-of-the-stars:

"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says

"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says

"Man up," the strong female character says

"Shut the fuck up," I whisper

#stop using my gender as an insult

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xhardcorebearx:

3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap



This is the best chat up line I’ve ever gotten and I need to share it with you all.

maikevierkant:

Space Foxes (because space animals are fun).






svetamilkovich asked:
peach vanilla melon lilac orange!!!!

peach: i like all your edits!! best part of your blog!!

vanilla: ur super nice and rad. go u!!

melon: i think my first impression was something like “wowowow this person has gr8 style” bc i didnt talk to you at first

lilac: i started following u for shameless tbh

orange: ur super nice and we good. ur a good egg, welcome to the good egg circle.




sparkleberry-muffins asked:
melon because mellen

dude i don’t even remember my first impression of you that was so long ago omg




avec-espoir asked:
plum :)

A song!!!

This song!!!

Click here!!!




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